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Gerald Bow Tie (Crimson Edition)
Operation: Totally Legitimate

Gerald Bow Tie (Crimson Edition)

$14.99

The very same shade of crimson worn by Assistant Comptroller Henderson cat during the Incident. A premium silk bow tie with a discreet gold kitten skull emblem pin at the center. Comes in a velvet box with a card reading: For formal permit inspections and clandestine cryptid operations. Wearing this does not grant you access to classified propulsion systems. Probably.

All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.

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Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package