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Lost at Sea
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This vessel has drifted into uncharted waters.
Captain's Log, Unknown Date: The crew attempted to navigate to coordinates that do not exist on any known chart. Jenkins insists we are "near Atlantis." We are not near Atlantis. The navigator (also Jenkins) is currently attempting to use a microwave as a sextant. Our nuclear engineer is sulking because there is no reactor to fix. We are doomed.
Message recovered from drifting debris
"Not all who wander are lost. But you definitely are."
— Jenkins, probably