Send a
Message to the Crew
Our fleet of highly trained carrier parrots is standing by to deliver your inquiry. Response time varies based on wind conditions, cracker rations, and whether Pollywog Jenkins is currently in the water.
Open a Channel to the Crew
Whether you are booking a private charter, inquiring about employment (not that we need it, wink), requesting a radiation hazard assessment, or simply wish to send fan mail to Pollywog Jenkins, this is the place. Please note that inquiries regarding nuclear reactor installations on recreational vessels will be forwarded directly to Captain Valaar's legal team (also Captain Valaar, wearing a different hat).
Dispatch a Carrier Parrot
All fields marked with a skull are required for parrot acceptance.
Dispatch Coordinates
Primary Mooring
Lake Travis Marina, Dock 7
Austin, TX 78734
Look for the vessel with the suspicious number of flags.
Carrier Parrot Hotline
(512) 555-ARRR (2777)
If the parrot does not answer, try shouting across the lake.
Pigeon — Sorry, Parrot Mail
dispatch@totallylegitshipping.co
Responses may include feathers.
Hours of Operation
Fri — Sun: 10:00 AM — 11:00 PM
Mon — Thu: By appointment only
The Captain operates on his own time zone. It is not consistent.
Charted Waters
X marks the approximate spot. Exact coordinates are classified under maritime logistics protocol 47-B.
"If you arrive at the dock and see a man in a tricorn hat arguing with a duck, you have found us. Do not make eye contact with the duck."
— Official Visitor Guidelines, Section IV