Operation: Totally Legitimate
Field Intelligence Notebook
$18.99
Standard issue for all operatives filing Comptroller Reports. Green military-style cover, rubber band closure, and 200 pages of government-formatted intelligence logs. Each page includes pre-printed fields: Date, Time, Location, Entity Classification, Threat Assessment, and Nuclear Propulsion Evaluation. The first page has a handwritten note from Nora: Write down everything. The Comptroller is always watching.
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