Operation: Totally Legitimate
Asset K Surveillance Tee
$32.99
The official field uniform of Operation: Totally Legitimate. Features a government-style dossier graphic on the chest: grainy surveillance photo, redacted text blocks, a red TOP SECRET stamp, and the codename ASSET K. Printed on premium heavyweight cotton. Wearing this shirt to a county office may result in paperwork. Wearing it to a lake may result in cryptids.
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package