Operation: Totally Legitimate
Totally Legitimate Permit Frame
$34.99
A framed replica of the business permit that started it all. Gold-foil embossed, featuring the official seal of the Texas Lakes Totally Legitimate Shipping Company LLC, and a watermark of the ascended Killer Kittie skull. The frame itself is made of reclaimed dock wood. Includes a certificate of authenticity signed by Captain Valaar (the signature is a paw print because he was holding a kitten at the time).
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package