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Totally Legitimate Permit Frame
Operation: Totally Legitimate

Totally Legitimate Permit Frame

$34.99

A framed replica of the business permit that started it all. Gold-foil embossed, featuring the official seal of the Texas Lakes Totally Legitimate Shipping Company LLC, and a watermark of the ascended Killer Kittie skull. The frame itself is made of reclaimed dock wood. Includes a certificate of authenticity signed by Captain Valaar (the signature is a paw print because he was holding a kitten at the time).

All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.

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Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package