Operation: Totally Legitimate
Classified Propulsion Log Replica
$24.99
A faithful reproduction of the document Gerald Henderson requested during his inspection. Includes 14 pages of hand-typed field notes, a crude diagram of a kitten-shaped propulsion system labeled THEORETICAL ONLY, and three different TOTALLY LEGITIMATE stamps in varying degrees of ink saturation. Comes in a weathered manila folder with a red CLASSIFIED band. Frame not included. Nuclear reactor not included.
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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