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Classified Propulsion Log Replica
Operation: Totally Legitimate

Classified Propulsion Log Replica

$24.99

A faithful reproduction of the document Gerald Henderson requested during his inspection. Includes 14 pages of hand-typed field notes, a crude diagram of a kitten-shaped propulsion system labeled THEORETICAL ONLY, and three different TOTALLY LEGITIMATE stamps in varying degrees of ink saturation. Comes in a weathered manila folder with a red CLASSIFIED band. Frame not included. Nuclear reactor not included.

All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.

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