Operation: Totally Legitimate
The Comptroller Mug
$16.99
Official ceramic beverage vessel of the Travis County Comptroller Office. Features the seal of the Totally Legitimate Shipping Company and the words Property of County Operations Not For Nuclear Use. Perfect for morning coffee, afternoon tea, or explaining to your spouse why you bought a mug from a cryptid investigation mission. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Comptroller approved (we think).
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package