Official Plunder
Jenkins Lucky Eyepatch
$12.99
Worn by First Mate Jenkins himself. Now features the Killer Kittie skull on the patch because Jenkins lost a bet. Prescription lens optional. May or may not improve aim. Definitely improves swagger.
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package