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Deckhand Water Blaster 3000
Official Plunder

Deckhand Water Blaster 3000

$29.99$34.99SALE

Standard issue for all crew members engaging in totally legitimate water-based operations. Features a commemorative Killer Kittie skull insignia on the side tank. Range: 15 feet. Coast Guard approval: absolutely not.

All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.

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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package