Official Plunder
Killer Kittie Command Cap
$24.99
The official headwear of a captain who definitely knows where the sails go. Features the ascended Killer Kittie skull emblem embroidered on the front panel. One size fits all pollywogs. Not buoyant.
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package