Official Plunder
The Official BSS Kittie Crew Tee
$29.99
Show your allegiance to the least competent crew on the lakes. Premium cotton. Not approved by the Coast Guard. Features the Killer Kittie ascended cryptid emblem on the chest. Each shirt has been blessed by Captain Valaar himself (he spilled rum on one batch, so those are extra lucky).
All pollywogs wear cat ears regardless of size. Sizes run true to maritime standard.
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Certified by the Quartermaster (unofficially)
Shipping via carrier parrot or USPS (whichever is faster)
30-day returns if the Coast Guard seizes your package